Kolbeargoodies1977

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Kolbeargoodies1977 is a guy that stays in a hotel and staring at the Mango's going trough tax fraud.

Kolbeargoodies1977 would then play Half-Life 2 and start a Costco, the Costco would then be destroyed by Minilla as Minilla would burp on the great white shark as the great white shark would eat KFC as the KFC is forced to watch there babies get eaten by.

However,Kolbeargoodies1977 knew the goverment was controlled by Pizza hut but Pizza hut knew he knew to much, so Kolbeargoodies1977 would be assasinated.

Kolbeargoodies1977 is dead now.

' What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. '